Win A Date With Treacher! Socialists Need Not Apply.

Since Obama has won and the conservative blogosphere has decided to buck against the Leftosphere's example of the past eight years and actually keep it classy, I have been looking for a project. I propose a conservative version of The Bachelor for none other than our own dear Jim Treacher.

The poor guy has resorted to proposing to random women on his blog. Jim, as a concerned Republican, I feel you need an intervention, or some cheap meaningless nookie at the very least. Since I am married and cannot myself oblige, my first thought was to look to my friends. Unfortunately, the only adventurous Republican girlfriends I have are all married so I've decided to take it to the e-streets [maybe Springsteen invented the internets].

I know what you are saying to yourself right now, Treach. You are saying that this is merely a cheap gimmick to increase traffic to my blog. That's just a side benefit. It's really a win-win situation. You get tail, I get traffic. What do you say?

If you are an unmarried, "hot Republican babe" [I know, I know, hot Republican babe is a triple redundancy] who knows how to cook and is looking for a smart, funny, and reasonably humble man, please e-mail your proposal to iwantjimtreacher@gmail.com .

*And to sweeten to deal, the date is my treat.