Noggin's Ode to Obama:
Barack Obama is the first African-American to be President. That is what's called a historic event.
Leading a country is no easy task. So what does he do to relax you may ask?
He loves shrimp linguini and the chili he cooks.
He also plays Scrabble; collects comic books.
He likes classical and hip hop and jazz music too.
He always goes shopping for the same type of shoe!
He reads lots of books and writes wonderful speeches.
He goes on vacation and takes walks on beaches.
He loves basketball; it's his favorite sport.
In the White House backyard he'll have his own court.
He reads bedtime stories to his daughters at night.
The president in pajamas, what a sight!
Now you know the president better than before.
Which leaves just one thing:
When he sleeps does he snore?
Bret Stephens' Suggested Additions For "A Politically Diverse Household" [Funny]
Barack Obama's election was indeed a historic event;
But don't forget, kids, he only got 53 percent.
Leading a country is no easy task;
And if you campaign as a messiah, better not drop the mask.
It helps to have Volcker, and Gates, and maybe Jones too.
But Geithner didn't pay his taxes – nor Daschle (boo-hoo).
A better world awaits us, about that there is no doubt.
Just don't bankrupt the country, Mr. President, while you bail everyone out.

2 comments:
Wow. I didn't see that either...though now that we're all Handy Manny, all the time, I don't see as much Moose A. Moose as I used to.
Glad I don't, though, because that would have TOTALLY annoyed me and I'm not sure that Dixon's ready for a 20 minute talk on inappropriate indoctrination.
Wowzers. Stuff like that makes me realize how lucky I was growing up. My youth oriented programming was pretty much indoctrination free. (Until Linda Ellerbee's Nick News.)
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